Granny Squirl

When the pants on a woman fits incorrectly and you get the opposite to a cameltoe. Just some hanging loose pants looking like the triceps of grannies...

Wrong area looking guy 1: Gaaah that womans pants has a crap fit
Wrong area looking gue 2: Yeah, she has a granny squirl. Shit that is nasty looking.

by No gmilf for me February 19, 2013

Granny Gargle

On a older ladies death bed, her dying wish is to have 5 or more men jerk off into she mouth forcing her to choke on the excess amounts of excrement leading to a lack of oxygen. This leads to her dying breath being completely made of cum.

Cause of death? ; granny gargle

My grandma said she wanted to participate in the granny gargle

by Granny guzler January 1, 2020

Granny wrangler

A more crass term to describe the job of someone who works with the Geriatric community; particularly in the Dementia department of a hospice care company

I'm a granny wrangler in the Dementia department

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015

Granny Paradise

A wonderful land where grannys roam. Love em'.

-Where are you going this weekend?
-Well I wanna have fun, so.. probably Granny Paradise.

by AlPal March 14, 2007

granny panties

idiots like to complain about granny panties, "thongs" are ridculous and stupid. and label them "for old people"

idiot 1: shes hot!
idiot 2: he's hot!
idiot 3: were superficial assholes, and we don't even know you but we hate the way you look!

thongs are the new "granny panties"

by hate_society December 28, 2005

Granny Times

The decision to reject the idea of a night out and instead stay in, have a nap, and drink a cup of tea.

One example is a Granny Nap, which is a small period of sleep during normal day hours, just like your nan. Both relaxing and refreshing and highly underrated.

Didn't go out last night, decided to Granny it up instead with some Granny Times.

by Rodgers25 April 12, 2009

Granny Fro

A short hairstyle consisting of little or no hair, think of any older school hip hop fro, shorter and feminized, gray or white, or pastel forms of hair colors in color, Sometimes seen with tight to loose curls or simply just a puff of hair. Usually worn by almost every older woman still alive, Requires maintanence of a daily repuffing trip to the beauty salon, and are known as "the regulars" at a salon. A young beauticians worst nightmare.

When I'm old I'll never have a granny fro, I'll keep my hair long!

by getwiththefuture April 6, 2009