gommed

Being accosted to do a loathsome, undesirable task at work.

Guy #1: Where's John? It's 5:00.
Guy #2: He was gommed.

by bumbleclot February 17, 2009

the goymer

When you stick two fingers in her pussy and you take her pet hamster and shove it up her ass.

last night matt came over and gave me the goymer. It was amazing but I had to spend two hours the next day cleaning the shit off my hamster.

by listerator July 20, 2016

gummer food

1. Anything you can slurp through a straw;

2. Food you find in a nursing home;

3. Anything you don't need teeth to eat;

4. Gunk; 5. Sloppy joes 6. Soup;

7. Anything that mimics food that can be eaten at the senior center.

The dentist said I should eat gummer food for a few days.
My wife eats gummer food all the time.
The baby is off of gummer food and we have switched to solid foods.
Grandpa lost his false teeth and has to eat gummer food

by Sm_Bruner December 8, 2013

Glommer

The asshole driver who, when you are trying to make a left turn, is driving at the perfect speed to allow your small turning window to close before you can make the turn.

"I think I can make the turn here in a sec... Uh... Fuck... This slow driving glommer coming from the left is going to cause me to not be able to make my turn... Fuckin' glommers.

by Joeykaz32 July 6, 2018

gomer

pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.

If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

gomer

A male mammal that has had its penis sewn to its stomache so that it may not achieve penitration but still has full use of all penile functions.

That bull wouldn't quit fuckin my cows so I gomered it.(used as a verb.) "Chuck Norris is no Gomer."

by Jared Elliott February 14, 2007

gompers

The name of a very cute dog on either extreme end of the size scale, either very large or very small.

(Large Dog)
"Gompers! You put that mailman down right now!"

(Small Dog)
"Oh, who's my cutesy wittle Gompy-poo?"

by Bryan Kim, Lord of Doom December 27, 2004