the glass passenger

The upcoming album from Jack's Mannequin proceeding the band's first album, Everything in Transit. Release date is sometime this August(2008). It's a compilation of deeper and complex themes Andrew has melodically created over these past few years which had been frightening and hopeful at the same time. Surviving Leukemia gave this man, my hero, a second chance to do what he loves, and he's doing it damn well.

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me: did you hear about Jack's Mannequin's new album, The Glass Passenger?

you: Who's Jack's Mannequin?

me: They are the best band on the planet with a frontman who inspires, gives hope, and has an inexplicable passion for his music which he passes on to his fans through the airwaves.

by Stephanie I. April 30, 2008

glass dick

A glass tube used for smoking crack cocaine or any smokable form of meth out of.

Steve and Loni would steal Christ off the cross and come back for the nails just to pay for their habit of sucking on the glass dick

by Snoose007 April 20, 2015

glass candy

pure form of meth. aka ice, glass, tina.

slanging glass candy

by sonnyg March 24, 2008

Google Glass

Currently one of the most effective forms of birth control, and annoying everyone around you (see glasshole).

Google Glass user: Excuse me, can you tell me what the best bookstore is?
Other Person: FUCK YOU! FUCKING NSA CREEP!

Google Glass user: Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hot Girl: (walks away...)

by Twitterpated1 April 13, 2014

douche glasses

Large obnoxious sunglasses, typically in the "cop" or "fighter pilot" style, often with a mirrored finish, worn by college age men and women to signify that they are, in fact, douche bags.

"Check out that group of frat boys over there. They each have there own pair of douche glasses."
"What a bunch of douche nozzles."

by Bob Jolly September 10, 2009

Glasses-Off

The action someone with glasses has to go through when they are about to bury their face between a womens legs.

Andy: What's Steve doing without his glasses on?
Josh: He's about to go Glasses-Off with that Thai girl who's been giving him a lap dance.

by soontobehall July 19, 2009

GLASS HARMONICA

A rare container used to hold beverages in minibars so as to make them difficult to replace.

Do you have Coke in a glass harmonica?

by Boots December 27, 2007