Garter Belt Champion

The Garter Toss Champion is the lucky guy who catches the brides Garter at a wedding reception. This is a huge honor, which gives the recipient the title of designated drinker at the next wedding. Other acceptable prizes for winning the garter toss include unsolicited bridesmaid blowjobs.

Dude, I can't wait for Jonny and Kristi's wedding! I'm gonna do all I can to become the Garter Belt Champion. The spoils of victory will be worth the months of training.

by WhoopThereImNot June 28, 2016

garther

Garther - a very sexually attractive individual usually spotted serving at banks or other machines - originated in klb school

Garthhhhhaaaa garthhhhhh , ur such a garther

by March69 October 21, 2020

Garth day

Garth day is a holiday celebrated on March 6th, the day after March 5th. It came to be a holiday in 2018 and it’s currently still celebrated. On Garth day you celebrate freedoms, god, pants, and cake, and good weather. It is always warm on Garth day.

Person one- “happy Garth day”

Person two- “let me go get my Garth day pants”

Person one- “great idea! We should pray about jeans”

by anonymous March 6, 2022

Garth

Thickness In Diameter Around A Cigar

Damn Look at the Garth on that!

by Zombie On Horse December 13, 2008

Gart

Gahrt noun
see; gut fart, stomach fart, backwards fart

When ones stomach exudes a clear, rather loud sound, resembling that of a fart, without passing gas.

Gross did you just fart?

-No but my stomach did, i garted!

by ashleiJHAD July 28, 2014

fat garter

a person that is obese.

Roxy: yo did you see that crazy Johnny Vegas on telly last night?
Harriet:Yeh sure did, he is one crazy fat garter.

by harriet April 15, 2004

Garth Brooks

Garth is the sound made while puking. Brooks is a small stream. garth brooks Is defined as the constant puking of ones guts.

I drank to much and garth brooks my guts out all the next morning.

by John T&T December 5, 2007