Curly Fries

The act of placing pubic hair in the vagina of a partner, ejaculating on them and then consuming them.

Jeff: 'Oh man there are pubes all up in your box!'

Sally: 'Well just turn them into curly fries and munch them down!'

Curly Fries by phatdik January 13, 2009

freedom fries

An expression to change the food French fries away from the obviously negative conotation. This tactic was used during WWI with German involving "liberty meseals" and "liberty cabbage." The US goverment has not learned anything since.

Guy 1: Pass the freedom fries.
Guy 2: First off they are french fries, second off you didn't say please ass!

freedom fries by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

Gay Basket of Fries 

1)Term used to refer to any who is a dumb shit or in the act of being a dumbshit.

2)An actual basket of fries that enjoys getting it on with other baskets of fries of the same sex.

Dude, look at josh, he passed out with the dildo still in his ass, what a Gay Basket of Fries!

Gay Basket of Fries by Adrain Armello September 3, 2005

Brewdog Fries 

The juxtaposition between a great flagship product from one company (Brewdog Beer), where expectations have risen by the first product, followed by the disappointment of the second product (soggy and flavourless Brewdog fries).

For example, you are at Brewdog with your mates enjoying their amazing craft beers, and then you order their incredibly disappointing fries.

The handjob was amazing but the sex was totally Brewdog fries.

Brewdog Fries by Jack Fulhamster December 30, 2020

Champagne Shrimp Popper with a side of Curly Fries 

Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.

Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.

Champagne Shrimp Popper with a side of Curly Fries by BadMouthTacos June 14, 2011

pocket fries 

The act of inserting fries in to ones pocket for later consumption

dude i ate pocket fries during spanish class all period

pocket fries by Sean.B January 13, 2006

Bucket O' Fries 

A weakly tradition which involves snacks being brought by an individual for a group of friends (People such as...Taylor, Dillon, Allison, Noah & Scott)

Dillon brought a cake for his friends at lunch
"Thanks for the Bucket O' Fries!" Taylor Said

Noah Brought koolaid thinking black people would wanna be friends with him.
"your so kind for bringing this Bucket O' Fries! Allison & Scott told him.

Bucket O' Fries by DillVonTayyMonroe October 20, 2010