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no harm no fouls

the thing my dad said to me before leaving me at a bar
dad no harm no fouls right son
me dad no pls
car speeds off into the distance
by cockmaster45 October 7, 2022
mugGet the no harm no foulsmug.

Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear

"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
mugGet the Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gearmug.

foul wench

girl be going down*
"damn shawty you a foul wench"
by wanker758233y1491 June 9, 2022
mugGet the foul wenchmug.

Foul on

To punch someone in the face. Coming from sports terms, which means foul play.

Lars: "Get away from me, punk!"

Jamie: "'Punk'?!, homeboy, don't make me foul on you!!!"
Lars: "Get away from me, punk!"

Jamie: "'Punk'?!, homeboy, don't make me foul on you!!!"
by Goldbrier901 September 8, 2010
mugGet the Foul onmug.

caged foul

The caged foul is so fowl it will spend it's whole life behind bars.
The caged foul eats mainly locally sourced Bison grass.
by I love lamp June 23, 2021
mugGet the caged foulmug.

Fouls

Fouls is when someone puts a lot of work into something but someone else just ruins it.
by minemanez October 25, 2017
mugGet the Foulsmug.

Bakery Foul

When you offer to get someone a pastry from a bakery and you bring back a bran muffin.
She offered to get me a pastry and brought back a bran muffin - such a bakery foul.
by Nduck May 9, 2021
mugGet the Bakery Foulmug.

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