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Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear

"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
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Fouls

Fouls is when someone puts a lot of work into something but someone else just ruins it.
by minemanez October 25, 2017
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Technical Foul

Technical Foul, also known as a tech, is something said when someone says anything “pause” worthy or weird in general.
Dude 1: yo ngl that grandma thick asl
Dude 2: bro what, that’s a technical foul
by ballhogsummer February 9, 2025
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foul wench

girl be going down*
"damn shawty you a foul wench"
by wanker758233y1491 June 9, 2022
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Foul on

To punch someone in the face. Coming from sports terms, which means foul play.

Lars: "Get away from me, punk!"

Jamie: "'Punk'?!, homeboy, don't make me foul on you!!!"
Lars: "Get away from me, punk!"

Jamie: "'Punk'?!, homeboy, don't make me foul on you!!!"
by Goldbrier901 September 8, 2010
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foule

From foul, and sharing of its meaning except significantly gaye-er
Gargin, you foule gaye raper. Stop being such a deskbount cnut.
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
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foul odor

rj
That foul odor is coming from rj..
by whatstyatsmell December 18, 2023
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