Forest Middle School

A school located in Lynchburg It's old, the teachers are old, rats run across the floor, the teachers don't give a shit if a kid gets bullied, and the bathroom always smells like shit. In addition, many cute girls and couples made found here. But some stupid idiots leak some sixth graders nudes all over fucking Instagram. You will sometimes find really good people here. Actually scratch that it's just bullies and thugs that lurk around bathrooms trading juul pods for real money.

John: I'm getting on the bus to Forest Middle School

David: Shit I feel bad for you that place is an absolute shithole

by Butternut squash up your nose July 22, 2020

Foreskin Cowbell

When you stretch your penis's foreskin into a cowbell shape and It makes a percussive sound when you tap it. Coined it.

I feel this is needing a little more foreskin cowbell.

by mildcardlucas September 1, 2021

Foreskin Chuckle

A group of 3 or more very white men over-laughing at each other's predictable and forced dad jokes. It is most typically seen in a Canadian setting, talking hockey while drinking beer.

D'Andre: Hey, did you hear the latest McCown podcast today, I am so pumped about the upcoming NHL Season.

Dan: I love McCown, but man they Foreskin Chuckle all the time. Like, I get it, you think your friend is bad at golf, but is it really that funny to make fun of his handicap ALL THE TIME.

D'Andre: Tell me bout it fam, how many times do they have to laugh about how they worked together for so many years.

Dan: Totally agree. Without their Foreskin Chuckle, the show goes from 45 minutes to 30 minutes, easy.

by Mike109999 October 1, 2021

Foreskin Technique

When an uncircumcised man pinches his foreskin together right before he cums, so that he contains his semen in his foreskin before disposing of it at the toilet or in a bin, to avoid needing to using tissues or a cum sock.

Mary: I went to Rui’s house the other day, and there were no tissues in his bin... Does he even masturbate?
Cheryl: He probably uses the Foreskin Technique

by Wankman2009 October 6, 2021

foreskin blast

The signature move of popular Muppets character Kermit the Frog

"he's preparing the foreskin blast"

by nerfthemedium October 10, 2021

Foreskin

Softer than Silk, Tighter than a chipotle burrito, and chewier than a gummy worm

His Foreskin got stuck in his fly

by Vespi October 31, 2021

Fellatio Forest

The fictional place to describe oral sex

Sam: did you take that chick to pound town?

Tim: no, I settled and went to fellatio forest.

Sam: I hear the weather is great there this time of year.

by George7545677 December 17, 2013