Foofy

A versatile word. Describes sex, the act of sex, act of unleashing a load on the floor and putting your magic stick in it, a woman's reproductive organ or vagina, the feel of lemon meringue, fluffy puffy feathery fleecy or fuzzy, your skills in the bedroom, the acts of sexual inclusion from making out to full on sex, a way woman say they need to fart, the smell of a fart, too be snooty or fancy, perfection personified or something incredibly beautiful, being effeminate or having non-manly characteristics, being gay, acting gay, looking gay, a 3ft tall domesticated Gorilla that enjoys sitting on top of head.
Now my definition
A fluffy, lemon tasting, domesticated, gay, snooty gorilla who has mass amounts of varied sex in various sex positions and sticks his magic stick inside his load but noone cares because he is stunningly beautiful.

You are just so foofy dude.

You are the epitome of foofy.

Girl go get your foofy on!

by Trickershot December 30, 2010

Foley

Loosely derived from the word 'Folly', Foley describes an inept idiot, someone who thrives attention, like a 14 year old schoolgirl and will do anything to gain that attention.
Someone who invents stories in an attempt to impress those around him but everyone can see through his bullshit

"I see the bullshit is flowing freely again over there"

"Yeah, that guy's a complete Foley!"

by Top o' the mornin' to ya! February 3, 2013

Footy

A deviously homosexual word that middle aged mastadons use to make fake internet friends in a niche that is undoubtedly tighter than their collective anal slits.

Primarily used by Americans that like soccer to make Americans that don't like soccer want to dive off tall buildings.

Idiot: Hey everyone! I watched footy today! It was divine!

me: *closes garage and starts car*

by The Real John Michael Kane September 28, 2009

footy

The act of sending a person from one bureau to another, claiming it's in the other bureau domain.

Those bureaucrats do the footy with a person till he goes bananas, but when you owe them, they go straight to the point.

by Shapoklak May 20, 2014

foofy

(MIT) content-free. Said of things the speaker considers to be full of wanking or done by wankers; lacking in meaning or utility.

That HASS was so foofy, they accepted a finger painting as my final project.

by mbolivar April 20, 2005

Foleygram

An unsolicted sexually suggestive email or instant message, especially from an authority figure. Most commmonly used to describe older man/teenage boy communications.

"I guess Joe isn't that hot, when he was a House page he never even got one Foleygram."

by Speaker Hastert September 23, 2008

Foleyed

Losing ones high-paying, high-profile job after getting caught sending inappropriate text messages to underage boys.

Mike was foleyed from his VP job after his cell phone records were made public.

by jrod147 March 11, 2008