Florida Abs 

A way to make yourself sound sexy and toned, while really describing the think layer of cellulite that wraps around your middle. Mostly used by men on dating sites to falsely attract women.

FL (abbreviation for Florida) + Abs = Flabs.

E-Harmony Description: "I'm John. I'm 40 years old, and I'm in the best shape of my life. Don't be decieved by my moderately thinning hair and oily complextion. These are only signs of my malnutrition due to my lifestyle of strenuous exercise, and I have the Florida Abs to prove it."

Florida Abs by Turpinator February 24, 2010

Florida Woman 

The female version of Florida Man. At least she doesn't do many dumb outrageous crimes but still, this is Florida

Examples:
- Florida Woman arrested after pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Woman who doesn't speak Spanish sues for discrimination after she's denied job as a Spanish teacher
- Florida Woman fights to keep her pet alligator who wears clothes and "rides" ATVs.
- Florida Woman drives dead daughter to West Virginia
- Florida Woman beats up racist pregnant woman in hotel lobby

Florida Woman by i hate sjws April 19, 2018

Florida Girls

Hottest girl you'll ever meet with the best tan. She'll make you have the time of your life.

Florida Girls are Hot and Can Party

Florida Girls by hotyahhhh July 28, 2009

Florida Marlins 

A team that beat the yankees in 6, thank god.

Ma, the Florida Marlins kicked yankee ass in 2003.

Florida Marlins by Zach G. October 27, 2003

florida sprinkler 

The sexual act of filling any hole of a human with orange juice before inserting either a dick or strap-on and thrusting so that orange juice splashes everywhere resembling a garden sprinkler or fire sprinkler.

She finally let me give her the florida sprinkler.

florida sprinkler by modrtow March 14, 2016

Florida Pizzaroll

When you put pizza rolls in a girls ass and eat them out.

Stephanie took the Florida Pizzaroll like a champ

Florida Pizzaroll by 420pizzarolleater69 November 4, 2016

florida flood 

When taking a dump and your pants are at you ankles and the person in the cubicle next to you pisses under the wall all over your trousers.

dude. what happened? your pants are all wet?
yeah, I was taking a shit and next thing someone florida flood-ed me. fucker.

florida flood by smasha314 August 31, 2017