bureaucratic feltcher

a bureaucratic person who sucks or licks semen from the anus of another bureaucratic person.

That person is a bureaucratic feltcher

by anonymous July 11, 2023

feltcher

A person or persons who inserts animals into their anus or vagina

John and Sarah had an interesting relationship, they played many twisted sexual games. Their favorite sexual game was to insert gold fish into each others ass holes

by Jim July 22, 2004

corin is a feltcher

corin is good at feltching hahahahhaha ...

dont be angry at me LOL hahaha feltch feltch feltch

eg. straw in the anus HAHAHHAAHA...corin is a feltcher

by stteeepphhheeeennn L O L October 20, 2008

Flecher

Flecher usually blonde and has messed up hair. Typically has a girlfriend who is taking over his life.Never dating more than one girl always in a committed relationship. Tall/skinny with freckles . A very good friend who can be trusted. But sometimes is annoying and a ass.

Girl1:You'll never believe what Flecher did
Girl2: i know he is so sweet
Girl3: I can't believe that he got me jewelry

by guwisKwuie April 7, 2018

Feltcher

a windsurfer, usually of french or european orgin, that looks for pieces and parts that were manufacured before father time and cares for nothing more then how fast the wind is blowiing up his ass.

Do ya really need one!

by weenie March 12, 2003

Beer fetcher

Like a dog fetching a bone, a beer fetcher is someone who is used for the purpose of bring you beer after beer. See also Wifeslave.

When I get home in the evenings, I usually plop down in the recliner and cut on some King of The Hill, then holler for my beer fetcher to bring me some Busch Ice.

by beer and boobs for breakfast October 5, 2010

Homosexual Necrophiliac Feltcher

The act of having a strange homosexual fetish for a corpse and also sucking it's semen left in it's penis after ejaculation.

"Dude did you hear about Frank?"
"No, what happened?"
"Turns out he is a Homosexual Necrophiliac Feltcher."
"Ewwie."

by Filthy Whorebag Assmumphs December 4, 2011