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Flappingeagle

A human being, usually female, who is most times short of breath, rocks back and forth constantly, and claims to know all about or be a part of every race, religion, or culture.
Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle is a Flappingeagle
by kidtwizt January 12, 2011
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flapple

The piece of apple that remains slightly attached by the skin when a bite is not executed to the fullest extent.
Victoria's proudly flicking a piece of apple still connected to the rest and Julia says "Wow... that is a niiiice flapple."
by Fodrizzle Stevens September 21, 2012
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crack flapper shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

The kind of shit that seems to create it's own weather system. While taking a shit, your butt cheeks feel like they are flapping in the wind when the shit comes out.
"Did you hear the big crack flapper shit I just had?"

"Yes, it sounded like you were ready for take off!"
by jamminspacey January 24, 2010
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Holy Flapping Ass Cheeks!

1. Shear extreme surprise.

2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.

3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.
-A ass ninja flys out of nowhere briefly and then disappears into the shadows.-

Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!

Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-

Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!
by Mirthmanx December 16, 2010
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Fuck Flappers

When a woman squats on the prairie to urinate while the wind blows her fuck flappers and it sounds like she's being applauded.
by REA July 26, 2012
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Dingleberry flapjack

When you poop in a bowl of syrup and mix it around and then you place it on your partners stomach and lay on them turning the mixture into the shape of a flapjack
Hey let's make some dingleberry flapjacks
by Jessicazappia May 19, 2016
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titty flappers

When u so fat ur Tittys flapping like dumbos ears
U seen him yeah he's a lardass he's got titty flappers
by Grass man September 18, 2017
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