A flap or roll of usually fat filled skin at the back of peoples heads revealed by baldness. Usually grows in prominence with age, weight gain, and the relentless pull of gravity.
Plural: Head Flappage
The term "head flap" came to prominence in the mid-1990's when Philadelphia teens would play a game called "Head Flap Slap Crack Trap". The game involved slapping head flaps while sticking opened packets of mayonnaise down the back of the pants. The person had to say "Head Flap Slap" and "Crack Trap" as they were doing the respective tasks in order for it count. When the prankee went to see what was in their pants they often squished the mayo into their pants which was the primary goal of the prank, the head slap being more of a diversionary tactic. This would leave a noticeable white glob that left the prankee with some embarrassed explaining to do.
Plural: Head Flappage
The term "head flap" came to prominence in the mid-1990's when Philadelphia teens would play a game called "Head Flap Slap Crack Trap". The game involved slapping head flaps while sticking opened packets of mayonnaise down the back of the pants. The person had to say "Head Flap Slap" and "Crack Trap" as they were doing the respective tasks in order for it count. When the prankee went to see what was in their pants they often squished the mayo into their pants which was the primary goal of the prank, the head slap being more of a diversionary tactic. This would leave a noticeable white glob that left the prankee with some embarrassed explaining to do.
"Those fools searched my body everywhere for the money but they forgot to check my head flap!"
"What is that smell?" "Gunther probably forgot to wash behind his head flap again..."
"Despite the bitter chill, the back of Walters' head remained comfortably warm due to his impressive head flappage."
"What is that smell?" "Gunther probably forgot to wash behind his head flap again..."
"Despite the bitter chill, the back of Walters' head remained comfortably warm due to his impressive head flappage."
by Ham Pony February 20, 2018
Get the head flapmug. The action of rubbing a ladyfriend's vagina until it is adequately moist, and then smearing the contents of it on said ladyfriend's face.
Note: strength may very from a playful wipe to a full-on slap.
Note: strength may very from a playful wipe to a full-on slap.
by Blue Alfredo October 29, 2007
Get the Flap Spongemug. by Unknown xoxo June 27, 2016
Get the Batman flappingmug. by Somnili June 30, 2016
Get the Jack Flappingmug. When your inside a chick and your ball sack covers her butt hole as she farts, causing your ball sack to vibrate acting like a muffler flap.
by BHS Master September 9, 2019
Get the Muffler Flapmug. "I hadn't shaved in a while and when I looked down he had a right flap tash"
eg. go to google, image search, moustache, top right hand of 1st page.
eg. go to google, image search, moustache, top right hand of 1st page.
by Captian nobwash December 11, 2002
Get the Flap tashmug. Meaty pussy lips. Look like a little pile of shaved roast beef. A little pink in the center and brown around the edges.
Babe got the deli flaps.
I was sucking her deli flaps and she was squirting all over the place.
I could see her deli flaps through her yoga pants.
I was sucking her deli flaps and she was squirting all over the place.
I could see her deli flaps through her yoga pants.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
Get the Deli Flapsmug.