fitocracy

Fitocracy - a social network where white knights who don't lift trade foreveralone fist bumps with women who pretends to lift.

Jokes aside, seriously supportive community.

Flowchart of of DYEL fitocrat male:

1. Look! HAES teenage girl barbell lounges 315lbs for reps on fitocracy.

2. Give props because that's totally plausible and there's a deceptively hot myspace photo.

by cwjzhnxx January 16, 2013

Maddie Fitzpatrick

Played by Ashley Tisdale She is The "Poor" Candy Counter Girl in The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody

Dylan: What's That Girls First Name?
London: You Mean Maddie?
Dylan: OK What's Her Last Name?
London: I Think It's Fitzpatrick
Dylan : Ok Maddie Fitzpatrick Got It Thanks!
London NP!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 30, 2008

Fitzed

To unknowingly french kiss a girl shortly after she has performed oral sex on a friend.

After the stripper and I left the bathroom stall, my friends threw salami at me and told me I had been fitzed.

by tmplyr April 28, 2010

Fitz

the art of coordinating clothing and accessories with name brand shoes

Jane is wearing a green shirt, green jewelry, skinny jeans with her brand new green Chucks. She think she got fitz!!!

by Spice1871 June 18, 2009

Fitzsimmons

The bestest, most beautiful, amazingly hot, disgustingly great, separated at sea couple to exist.

Fitzsimmons, Leopold James Fitz and Jemma Anne Simmons, are disgustingly in love.

by aquaticwater April 17, 2022

m-fitzed

to ask questions to the point where it is not necessary to continue asking.

"I m-fitzed your day by bugging you and asking you 5 different questions in three different ways, and when I got the original answer for a 6th time, which was the right answer, I continued to ask even more questions in different ways that don't help anything."

by _bwj0n3s_ April 22, 2009

isaiah fitzgerald

A faggot ass gay ass bitch ass fake ass messy ass smelly ass autistic non grammar speaking ass hoe that needs his ass beat. He dumb asf and his lips are outrageously big. Learn how to put a fucking sentence together dumb hoe :)

Y'all smell that? Oh that must be Isaiah Fitzgerald

by Dayna Martinez May 18, 2018