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Fissedasapartman

Some drunken idiot who thinks he's a superhero and tries to wrestle the dustbins outside his own house.
A true 'Fissedasapartman' is identified as a man who loses the fight to his bins and or wakes up next to his bins,
covered in catshit and in the nip with a banana wedged in his butt cheeks. (Put there by kind-meaning neighbours.)
1)A Fissedasapartman is any male/semi-male from any city / town / hovel North,South,East or West, out on the town around four in the morning to be found trying to chat up a cigarette machine and pulling said device.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2008
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Fissues

"He breaks out in hives when he eats fish... He has real fissues."

"There was a parasite in the fish tank causing the goldfish to die. That aquarium has major fissues"
by Rychenrolller January 26, 2013
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Fessle

The action of making the absolute worst puns/memes that are so bad, they're good.
Paul is fessling up my news feed!

I'm going to fessle the shit out of that pic.
by Das Hoofen January 16, 2017
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fessi

the worldsbest person you‘ll ever know
dude i love fessi!
by reingardios November 18, 2018
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Fissure kid

When a woman’s vagina is so stinky he does her in the ass but because she has a fissure(tear) that runs from the anus to the vagina his sperm gets her pregnant.
My neighbours child is a fissure kid.
by Ditchyourgitch August 15, 2019
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frisson

A sort of a half-hearted, very fast frisking.
He kind of gave me a frisson. He seemed like he didn't care what I was about the contraband on my body. Just gave me a little frisson.
by Scikoop75 December 26, 2020
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felissa

felissa is a vintage-loving girl who wants to be loved the old fashion way
you are vintage yourself, felissa.
by seahcutie November 23, 2021
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