Flintstone Feet

Having large, flat and basically impervious feet that can be used to walk on anything, stomp out fires or stop cars.

" why didn't you tell me there was rocks in the back yard? I walked on that without my shoes!"

" Rocks?"

" Oh, I forgot you have Flintstone Feet"

by Briesie July 20, 2014

nigger feet

Feet that are so dirty, that they look as black as an African-american's feet.

"You must have been walking around our kitchen floor again, Cleetus, you have nigger feet."

by cooltothe5thpower November 1, 2006

big feet

big feet means big socks

"dude, Anthony has big feet he must have massive socks"

by famjugfiafjpoihg April 20, 2018

Feedophile

A person who forces children to eat food to make them larger in size and and to use them for sexual gratification.

Robbie was sentenced to 30 years in prison for being a feedophile.

by Dan Spalke December 16, 2010

33 Feet Below

A SCUBA diver cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below. This term is used when someone really needs to fart, but is unable to do so.

"Man, I'm 33 feet below right now!"

by Capronicus January 7, 2009

Dick-feet per minute

A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:

D = (L * P) / T

Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.

"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."

Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.

by rojodojo August 19, 2014

Flea Market Feet

The bottom of a redneck or mountain childs feet after playing barefoot outside all day. Or when you see a kid at the grocery store or in public walking barefoot with dirty feet.

Billy ray get yer flea market feet of my couch!

by jcr1979 December 19, 2009