fakin

lack of appearance at a scheduled time

The aiken was fakin

by mary jane November 13, 2002

Falking

Falking is a term used to refer to unknown and persistant stalking by individuals on Facebook.

Gill: "hey I went on a date with that girl I met on eHarmony
John: "Isn't that the hot girl that you friended last week on Facebook?"

Gill: "sort of. We're not friends, I'm was Falking her before our date . She gave me her email address and I used Gmail to get her last name. I had to track her down, to make sure she was cool before the date"
John: "so, how was the date?"
Gill: Ah . . .not so good, I'll just keep "Falking" her until she updates her security on Facebook, her pics are pretty hot.

by superkustom January 18, 2011

farkin' bollox

a traditional welsh language phrase, derived from the indo-european language of 'colloquism'. Used mainly as an expletive when accidents occurr. Can also be used on rare forms of expressions of happinness.

when hitting oneself with a hammer: "ow, farkin' bollox!"

or when doing something fantastic: wow! farkin' bollox

by all welsh beings October 13, 2004

fapping fest

A fest where men come and masterbate to each others bodies

Man I just went to the world wide fapping fest it was lit. Fap

by m&mlover May 20, 2016

falking

it is f****** walking

i was falking down the street.

by supercalifragilisticexpaelidos February 1, 2018

fapinion

An opinion piece in which grandiose arguments rely on exaggerated facts often poorly researched or misunderstood by the author and targeted toward people with like opinions and poor critical thinking skills. Fapinion pieces can be recognized by their viral spread and inability to withstand expert scrutiny. They are a favorite of fanboys engaging in mental masturbation inside their clique (eg: fapping).

An 8 year farm student designed a next generation battery technology that will take the world by storm according to the latest Time fapinion.

by librafate July 11, 2019

farkinlot

when you pull into the Food Lion parking lot and have to take a shit

I pulled up in the farkinlot and couldn’t hold it in- I didn’t even get a cart, just ran to the bathroom. After I left, the produce guy yelled, “Damn.” My wife wouldn’t go into the grocery store after that.

by Mavis Magillacutty October 17, 2020