The Philly Facial

While receiving a blow-job, puking on the back of the girl, or boy's head, then blowing your load in their face, and then puking on their face when they look up. Followed by immediately leaving saying nothing on the way out.

Phil really gave that girl The Philly Facial, man was she confused.

by Jason Raby January 26, 2006

faccado

Adjective meaning extremely messed up, bungled, mucked up, screwed up, totally confusing, damaged, and out of control. Near in meaning to "fucked up."

I told you his living room was totally faccado. You can't find a path to walk or a place to sit.

This situation is faccado. I'm out of here!

I was totally faccado last night. I think it was the tequila.

by frontporcher September 24, 2009

facraycray

An abbrieviation for "fucking crazy". Invented by Elizabeth Ch at Camp Augusta.

Katie: Yo Liz I gotta take u to a dp!!
Liz: Oh hell ya u do! Ive never drank before...
Katie: Duuuuude ur gonna go FACRAYCRAY!
*OR*
Person One: Did you see those chicks just do the Hoedown Throwdown?
Person Two: Yeah, it was facraycray!

by immatakeyoutoadprealsoon August 1, 2011

Facation

A lie used to get out of a certain job, a fake vacation.

"Due to my facation, I couldn't attend the dance this year."

by Redvines_what_can't_they_do January 12, 2013

Facial Blindness

Temporary face blindness (prosopagnosia) caused by a facial. Usually due to placement of cum in ones eyes.

I didn't know which way to face and smile for the camera because I had facial blindness after Steve directed his load into my eye. Luckily I found a towel.

by M2RE August 26, 2013

facial station

A person who is constantly getting their face spunked on.

That dude is always getting it on the face! It's because he is a facial station.

by Sin Docker June 21, 2014

facialbooking

To intentionally post a profile picture of yourself taken with cum on your face, but with no nudity so cant be rejected as pornography. It's Like "In yo face, FB !".
Remember, no nude, just nut!
Who's FacialBooking will get the most likes? :)

Tonya changed her profile picture today on facebook. Did you notice it?

You bet! I noticed she had alot of likes for her facialbooking picture! Almost couldnt tell if was her underneath all that jizz! Good thing she didnt show her tits or FB would have kicked her pictures offline, and maybe even her profile. Wonder how long she can go facialbooking before anyone complains... :)

by zen.man September 6, 2014