Extreme Texting 

a sport for those who have mastered the art blindly texting on a touch screen phone while violently seizing.

There are five different levels:
level 1. your average teenager
level 2. john wilkes booth
level 3. Jafar-the enemy of Aladdin
level 4. nazis
level 5. straight up inebriated irish drunkard at a pub at 3am about to slap his whorish wife (while texting on his phone

Phillip: This dude at the bar was flapping like a tuna fish out of water on the floor last night like he was having a seizure, but he had his phone is his hands!!!!!!!!!

Steve: Dude, that man is apart of the extreme texting team..............

Extreme Texting by mcom7 January 9, 2010

Extreme Vetting 

1. Donald Trump's unspecified plan to screen refuges more thoroughly in order to prevent terrorism in the U.S.

2. Republican plan for the 2020 election to weed out potential nominees who have been recorded bragging about sexual assault or who would surely be registered sex offenders if not for expensive lawyers.

Paul Ryan in 2018: "The GOP has implemented an extreme vetting process to prevent a repeat of the 2016 fiasco, and through that process has disqualified R. Kelly for the Republican nomination."

Extreme Vetting by somepettythug October 13, 2016

extreme stress 

Stress for under one US $1. Beyond absolute stress. When your body reacts to a great loss. Such as losing everything you have all in a matter of minutes.

'What is chickenpox?' she asked 'Its an attack on your nerve that runs from one side of your body's eye, to heart, to back to knuckle.' 'Uh' she replied, 'That is extreme stress. That doesn't sound like a disease it sounds like exteme stress.'

extreme stress by Elise Miller October 22, 2006

Extreme Megalomaniacy 

The state of thinking only for yourself. For small degrees of megalomaniacy, see megalomaniac . A person suffering from extreme megalomaniacy will always put themselves first.

Sarah: Hey, Tom, do you wanna go to the dance?
Tom: What?! And embarrass myself? I don't think so...
*Sarah starts to walk away then comes back*
Sarah: Do you suffer from Extreme Megalomaniacy?
Tom: What does that mean? If you're saying I'm handsome, thank you.
*Sarah strangles Tom*

Extreme Megalomaniacy by Loki777 July 22, 2008

Extreme Skipping

The greatest or highest; most. Far beyond what is considered normal. Drastic.

now add that to Skipping.
you get: EXTREME SKIPPING!!!

The word extreme turns the word "skipping" to be the most played outside activity.
You might even half to wear a helmet for this one!

Jenae: What are you doing?
Alex: I'm EXTREME SKIPPING!

Extreme Skipping by alexthakid December 29, 2008

extreme thing 

A huge annual music/sports festival held in March in Las Vegas since 2001. Its youth sponsered so the audience mostly consists of usually troubled teens. Bands like Hollywood Undead, Suicide Silence, Black Veil Brides, Asking Alexandria, A7x, etc often play. Enormous mosh pits, often walls of death, ALWAYS take place; everyone gets hurt one way or another. 99% of people end up with stitches and/or ear injury.

emo kid 1: aye are you going to extreme thing?
emo kid 2: nah man went last year dont want to go deaf again and i definitely dont want more stitches in my ass
emo kid 1:deaf???
emo kid 2:what?

extreme thing by canthearyou April 4, 2011

Extreme Space Camp University 

A university located in California devoted to teaching young men and women space travel.

Sammy was accepted to the Extreme Space Camp University!

Extreme Space Camp University by pacoraul April 19, 2011