Ejaculit

An adjective to describe something so amazing that you cum

Dude, that orgy was so good, it was ejaculit

by Vikingnuts March 6, 2016

Ejaculate and evacuate

While having sex little by little you start putting on your clothes, so that the second you spread your load you can hit the road.

Stacy's parents were coming home so i had to Ejaculate and evacuate.

Also fuck you Emerson Stecher.

by MrGreenBeanz April 10, 2022

pre-party ejaculate

Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars

Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"

Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.

Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"

by JSBizzle September 21, 2011

ejaculatory episode under denim

Jizzing in your pants

When I rubbed my yarak, I had an ejaculatory episode under denim

by pentozali November 7, 2013

Ejaculation Station

A bachelor pad. Synonymous with Stabbin' Cabin.

I hope my date goes well tonight & we end up at the old ejaculation station!

by stxnthamix February 8, 2018

Ejagulate

A rush of pleasure one gets when one watches the Jacksonville Jaguars win a game

After watching the Jaguars beat the Chargers last week I ejagulated all over the living room

by Fundles January 19, 2023

premature ejacutext

To send a text prior to completing it.

I was typing a text and hit the send button prior to completing my text it was a premature ejacutext.

by rcr4624 November 22, 2011