neck bollocks

The sticky out things on a female (and fat male's) chest.

Also see breasts, breasticles, tits

"Check out the neck bollocks on that gash!"

by The Big Show January 13, 2007

Queer Bollocks

A member of homosexuality. A man who is attracted to other men. This is usually discovered during puberty.

Bunnage u "Queer Bollocks" why did u toss of michael with ure fag ass attitude.

by Josh - is straight January 9, 2006

bollocksoaks

A derogatory term used to define a less than watchable soap program, more commonly used describing a particular soap.

'I'm off to watch hollyoaks ducky', 'Don't you mean bollocksoaks my bambi'

by Demoncards January 1, 2008

bollockspeak

Corporate bullshit. Meaningless business buzzwords pasted together in an effort to hide managerial ignorance. Gobbledygook in a business setting.

"I call a cock up a cock up and not a "contingent operating difficulty which is pompous bollockspeak." -- Tony J. Watson, Organising and managing work: organisational, managerial and strategic behaviour in theory and practice (2nd edition)

by Mosborn April 29, 2014

Bollocks

The opposite of the term brilliant in that it is a term the British use to describe everything.

The idea that a rice cooker is a rice cooker when it isn't cooking or heating rice is bollocks.

by DesignerBabyReplicant July 31, 2016

bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 13, 2016

Bollocksy

When someone calls you out on doing something weird and you get angry about it

Why are you smoking a candle? I'm not Jenny don't get bollocksy with me!

by Manlikedave April 24, 2017