The act of have sex with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about Jesus on her bed.
Jake: I'm going into her room to evangelize to her.
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...
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Today my science teacher said he's supposed to teach us about the creation myth according to genesis because a bunch of evangies won't stop complaining to the school board. I asked what about the hundreds of other creation myths?
by KrAzYkArL February 7, 2008
Get the evangie mug.A term used to describe the act of suddenly dropping your sack (testicles) in front of a web camera to an unsuspecting viewer on the other end. The person performing the act usually comes from behind the camera and squats over it so their testicles dangle with the utmost droop-age.
I was totally Skyping with my boyfriend last night and he told me he needed to step away for a second. Next thing I knew he was totally ebagging me! I thought it was aliens for a second, but nope, they were his humungous balls right in my face.
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