A ginger bread man with huge muscles and a large cock when people glance at him they orgasm in all his attractiveness and sexiness (especially when he's wearing a furry or maid costume or both). (¤~¤)
Person 1: EWAN IS ARRIVING
Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!
Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!
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Once you’ll meet Ewaldo you already know that you’ll never be the same for the rest of your life.
His great personality combined with his smooth voice will make you his victim, leaving you with PTSD as soon as he disappear.
Their music taste are so awesome that you’ll stay in bed, dreaming about scenarios with him (mostly naked).
Kindness is their master word, so keep on your Ewaldo’s.
Once you’ll meet Ewaldo you already know that you’ll never be the same for the rest of your life.
His great personality combined with his smooth voice will make you his victim, leaving you with PTSD as soon as he disappear.
Their music taste are so awesome that you’ll stay in bed, dreaming about scenarios with him (mostly naked).
Kindness is their master word, so keep on your Ewaldo’s.
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They are the kind of people who really cherish relationships, friendships, they may be looking tough on the outside but have a very delicate and fragile heart. They are also blessed with brains and are always successful in life.
They are the kind of people who really cherish relationships, friendships, they may be looking tough on the outside but have a very delicate and fragile heart. They are also blessed with brains and are always successful in life.
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