Dysoning

The act of pooping under an aunt or grandmas couch and waiting for them to dust bust under the couch, sucking up your excrement.

Hey Dylan, Brett is Dysoning Aunt Sara

by Wandinian99 February 25, 2021

Decontee

Simp is short for decontee, he will Simp for anything/anyone that moves.

"Wow, he's such a decontee!" Chris proclaimed loudly.
"Oh my god! He must be a huge Simp for you to use the full word like that!" Myron said shockingly

by Platte County High School March 26, 2021

Dyson

Someone who waits for there to be a lot of work then does the crack head beat feet the fuck outta there.

No wonder Dyson was acting all sketchy when he went to lunch, he left a massive pile for us to clean up.

by Block Dog August 6, 2021

Dycron

Some say that this is Bigfoot, but noone really knows. This old hag makes her class read books and there really boring/useless.

Just look at her and refer to the journals she gives the class, there shit. Dycron

by CNN REAL NEWS October 6, 2021

Dymonei

The one boy in your class you could just tell somebody likes him while you like him also :)

Person one: I really like Dymonei..

Person two: Wait I like him too!

by Dxrkiy October 6, 2021

Dyson

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n1: A mediocre vacuum.

(Noun)

D-AY-s-uh-n2: A short child with a man-bun; a kidmudgeon.

1: My Dyson is so old I am throwing it away.

2: Dyson is being so annoying I think I'm going to ball him into a sphere with a 16 inch diameter ball and punt him all the way into the exosphere!

by vacuumcleenr November 16, 2021

Dyoncee

Someone who never answers text messages or calls because she’s too lazy, but will always be available IRL.

“I texted her yesterday but she didn’t answer, that’s such a Dyoncee move”

by Didilover November 20, 2021