duece bag

see douche bag

you are a douche bag if u think its called a duece bag.....and you drink the water

by shade January 11, 2004

Deuche Baggery

The act of being a deuche bag or engaging in deuche bag like behavior.

Did you see the way he stole that guys girl friend. Total deuche baggery.

by bigbadoozi April 25, 2009

Dueces hoe, kick rocks

1.) Phrase you say before you leave a place.

2.) What you tell someone to get the fuck out of here.

1.) "I'm gonna bounce, Dueces hoe, kick rocks."

2.) "Get outta here bitch, dueces hoe, kick rocks!"

by DuecesHoKickRocks August 8, 2010

scoop-a-duece

The act of shitting on a glass table top, scooping the fresh log up with your bare hands, then sneeking up behind another in an attempt to jam the steaming turd into their ear...this move is best performed when the duece is solid in consistency and minus the presence of peanuts (some people are allergic to peanuts & you would not want to do serious harm within the limits of this playful act)

I saw a dear friend the other day, we had dinner at the cafe on the corner of 3rd and Broad St.....she had to use the ladies room...during her absence, I too relieved myself and upon her return I gave her a light hearted scoop-a-duece....not sure why she stormed off so quickly leaving me to pay the lunch tab....not calling her again..

by Nachos Del Guapo January 25, 2011

duchene

A creepy man with a hairy chest who grabs women in inappropriate places on the dance floor.

I felt violated last night at the club when I was groped by a duchene.

by Seamus O'Tool January 3, 2009

VON DUTCHED

The act of leaving a fine-lined fecal design on the porcelain upon flushing the toilet.

"Hey Moe.....who Von Dutched the crapper?"

by IVR March 14, 2008

duece zeros

a so called fancier way of saying 20 inch rims

that escalade looks phat sittin on them duece zero's

by the ron July 27, 2004