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to be douchebagged

When you meet someone and at first think they're cool, but later learn (generally after having slept with them) that they are, in fact, a douchebag.
If you go to that bar alone in that dress, expect to be douchebagged.

Because we had some mutual friends, I thought he was a safe bet and went home with him, but when he didn't call after a week, I realized I'd been douchebagged.
by gurgoob January 10, 2012
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Douchebagitis

A curious condition that affects many over the world. Tends to affect people with more money, the arrogant and idiots.

Symptoms may include: popped collar, expensive clothes, unneccessary accessories, aura of arrogance.
Also known as being a douchebag.
John: Wow its midnight and he's wearing D&G glasses with a popped Lacross collar.
Paul: He must have a severe case of douchebagitis.
by twofacediav June 21, 2009
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Douchebag

Ajit Pai is the literal definition of a douchebag
by Tracytron December 14, 2017
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Douchebag

Kayne was a douchebag at the VMA's
by brookeeisrad September 15, 2009
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Douchebag

Harry Potter:"In the wizarding world I may be Harry Potter but in the muggle world... I'm something called a douchebag. I play guitar when everyone just wants to hang out I make weird covers of Disney songs, who does that? Muggles hate that shit. I'm just a douchebag, I'm like... I don't know, I'm like Jesse McCartney."
by AVPSQUOTER July 23, 2010
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douchebagness

denotes the quality or state of being a douchebag.
He has an air of douchebagness about him.
by Sabrianna February 22, 2010
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Douchebag

someone who is a very big jerk and will not do anything for other people unless they get something in return
My Friend Daniel Zhang is a Douchebag because all he does is ask people if he can do a small favor that they cant do but in return they have to do a huge favor
by Kevin Yao October 1, 2015
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