dodged that bullet

The feeling after seeing that your bitchy ex-girlfriend has aged poorly, is obese or looks generally bad after some years.

Oh my God! have you seen Martha? she looks awful. What happened to her? I'm happy I dodged that bullet.

by Xurritox December 12, 2012

Dodge Ramcharger

A really cool fullsize 2 door SUV made by Dodge from 1974-1993. Popular with off roaders and rednecks. Designed to compete with the Ford Bronco and the Chevy Blazer/GMC Jimmy. However, big 2 Door SUVs were going out of style in the 90's and it's 70's body style was quite old fashioned by 1993. So Chrysler Co decided to quit making this model and focus on more modern soccer-mom mobiles.

Tyrone: I wish I still had my awesome '77 Dodge Ramcharger. That thing was great. Now I look like a pussy driving around in a '99 Dodge Durango.
Bill: Haha, thats a soccer-mom mobile. Go on to ebay and find another Ramcharger for sale.

by Metalhead83 August 28, 2011

draft dodger

Someone who is always cold and hates even the slightest draft, breeze, or air conditioning on. Old people tend to become draft dodgers.

My girl is a bonafide draft dodger.

You gots to be kidding me, She told me she was in the Air Force as an Arabic Linguist.

No man, I'm not talking about her military record. I mean, the chick is cold all the time and she runs up my electric bills up all winter.

by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

dodged that bullet

To get yourself out of a sticky situation. A close call.

"I almost ran over this squirrel in the street today, but I swerved and hit this sharp, jaggedy tree. So it's all good. I sure dodged that bullet, but missed and fell off the building."

by Ranchan-sama September 25, 2006

Draft dodger

someone who goes to the bathroom or leaves the bar, when it's his/her turn to buy a round.

Dude! how come every time it's your turn to buy a round of beer, you go to the bathroom, play the poker machine, or leave?

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Tax Dodger

To describe a person in higher education like a student

"Pub was heaving last night, its freshers week and it was full of tax dodgers"

by Denis Callaghan September 6, 2006

log dodger

A homosexual male who is able to refrain from receiving anal sex.

Wyatt hasn't been plugged by Erik in 3 days. What a log dodger!

by Dr. Dephallia September 27, 2008