dirt detective

Someone who gives you a juicy fruit but it's the last one in the pack.

"Hey, do you want a juicy fruit?"
"Yeah- wait, is that the last one in the pack? You're a dirt detective!"

by J. C. Dickleg May 18, 2019

hard dirt

The really hard piece of poop that won't come out.

I cried while I was pooping because that hard dirt just wouldn't come out!

by laurene716 May 25, 2011

road dirt

road dirt: people, usually of the opposite sex, used for the purpose of pleasure while one travels, usually for sports trips, but may include business trips

When playing an out of town ball tourney, Brian picked up some road dirt.

by TooSick4U July 5, 2009

Dirt pouch

The female vaginal canal in it’s deflated state

She spread her legs and I got a whiff of White Castle so there was no way I was going near that dirt pouch

by Mr.Potatodick April 23, 2020

Tip Dirt

when you get get human feces on your genitals performing a non sexual act.

Aww man, when i put down that paper seat at the public restroom, my crap got stuck to it and i got covered in tip dirt.

by moosekiller April 2, 2010

Dirt Monkey

Archaeologists who do large amounts of field work or do field work for other people's research. Mostly these are archaeologists who have yet to recieve their degrees or who don't have footing enough in the field to lead their own projects or obtain steady work.
They are so named for the dirty state in which they return at the end of the day.

This is in contrast to academic members of the field and is closely related to the term 'shovelbum' in that all shovelbums are dirt monkeys, but not all dirt monkeys are shovelbums. Dirt monkeys also include field school students, research assistants, and laborers. They are not a glamourous bunch who stand at odds with the archeostitute.

The field school students and the shovelbums got along well, dispite their differences. After all, they were all dirt monkeys.

by Kitastrophe85 May 5, 2009

Dirt roaded

To be violently pentrated from behind, or 'fucked', metaphorically.

"Dude how's the divorce going?"

"Not great man, she seriously dirt roaded me."

by Youngunn21 April 27, 2013