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Dildocorn

A Dildocorn is a regular unicorn but the only thing that's different is that he has a dildo instead of a horn on it's head. a lot of people have made jokes about this but it actually exists at the high mountains of Iceland. Of course it only appears to have a natural habitat on Iceland and very few outsiders have ever seen one.
Did you see that unicorn!?
That wasn't a unicorn, that was a Dildocorn!
by Roxy Josilin August 23, 2010
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Brutal Dildo

a HUGE dildo inserted in a woman's ass or vagina
holy crap, look at the size of that dildo, its gotta be at least 5 inches thick!
by Greg B September 6, 2005
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Dildo Blender

Allegedly popularized during the 1980's by WWF wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, this is when a dildo is placed inside a blender and set to a high speed. It is said to cause great pleasure or pain, depending on the personal tastes and elasticity of the woman (or man) sitting on it.
"Now sit on this dildo blender...TOUGH GUUUUY. HOOOOO!"
by White Lobster October 15, 2008
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Dillon

A Dillon is someone who at times can be very emotional and at times may have treated a loved one unfairly, for many reasons. But a Dillon understands what is important in his life, what is worth following. His love is one thing he will pursue to the ends of the earth. While at first he may have ignored his love and not treated her as she so deserves but a Dillon sees that he isn't perfect and wants to change, to become a better man. A Dillon works on his problems, fixing them so that once again things may be set right. A Dillon also loves someone greatly, she knows who she is. A Dillon hopes for a second chance, that you want to give him a second chance because you still love him, because you want to spend your life with him. So that you can see the changes he speaks of are not just words, that they hold meaning and are dear to his heart. A Dillon loves you unconditionally, he believes in you and wishes you would accept the fact that you are so beautiful and will support you in whatever you do because he is your best friend and your happiness is important to him.
Oh, him? What a Dillon

Hey, do you know Dillon?

I love the way you act like such a Dillon.

Love is something a Dillon does best.

You act like such a Dillon.

Dear SEG, you know a Dillon don't you?
by I have realized so much December 1, 2011
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Dildo

A penis shaped sex toy inserted into a woman's vagina for the purpose of masturbating. Originally derived from the common practice of women using large cucumbers to pleasure themselves. As in "dill" pickle or cucumber. "Doe" as in ananymous or a "john doe". Hence, dildo.

Also can mean a very dorky, nerdy, gay or annoying person.
She used her dildo every night while her husband John was out of town.

Everyone thought of Paul as a total dildo after he began reporting students who were smoking on campus.
by sirvancealott December 28, 2005
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DILDO JOCKEY

One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.
The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.
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Sandpaper dildo

by syndicatedevil December 16, 2008
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