diddle archive

A place of which you put people you have formerly touched, past tense of the touch list.
"You're going on my diddle archive effective immediately."
"I put that guy on my diddle archive."
by amioscript June 16, 2024
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diddles his skittles

the guy just flopped it out and started diddles his skittles
by Senti101 January 04, 2010
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fiddl me diddl

when you’re trying to sound sarcastically like an old person
grandma: wall fiddl me diddl! dis is vunderfull!
grandpa: bah humbug! berry vunverful indeed!
by pptepengy August 15, 2024
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King Diddle

The “Top Dog” of molestation, in the community of highly elite people.
“I heard Jeffrey Epstein was the King Diddle this month”
-Donald Trump
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diddle-dee-dee

An early 90s cell phone with a ringtone that might as well have been created for a Tiger Electronics handheld game.
Boogie-Woogie John is so annoying when his little diddle-dee-dee goes off; can't he at least get a phone that will let him put real music on his ringer?
by Seshie November 13, 2019
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Diddle a der

This is a generalized saying that can be used at the end of any sentence when trying to summarizing any explains. It gets addictive and you will find yourself using it more than you should. A great way to finish any sentence when you can't be bother explaining the whole story to others. Could also be spelt {Deddle a der}.
I went for a night out with the girls and it was like you know "Diddle a der". I picked the kids up from school then went to the shop then you know Diddle a der.
by Belinda Jane February 21, 2019
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Diddle Stick

1. (Manual)A baster brush made with silicone, normaly to be used in cooking/baking. Many find diddling their hoo-haw with this and some olive oil, find this to be quite orgasmic.
2. (Automatic)A vibrator for female or male pleasure generally multiple settings and brings orgasmic energy out of the male and female sex organs.
1:Hey babe, Have you seen the diddle stick?

2: Which diddle stick? Automatic/Manual?
3:Suprise me!, wait.. maybe both.. and you?? We can diddle eachother!
4:Are you coming? Already have the diddle sticks and my pants off!

Ned flanders: they diddley sticked eachother in the doodley hoo haw.
by kale-cabbage March 18, 2020
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