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dementicated

Extremely demented, or entirely messed up looking as if it really was demented. Stupid or dumb looking.
Person 1: Did you see Steve's broken arm without the cast?

Person 2: Yeah, it was really dementicated.
by KayleighRae June 10, 2008
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Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"
Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!
by Me February 26, 2003
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Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator

This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V
This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!
by Freddie.V February 9, 2005
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Dementor

Someone who is in the fringe of your group of friends who is tolerated because it would be a shame to tell them to Fuck off!
They also have some strange ability to turn even the funniest momements into akward ones and sap all happiness from those around.
Person 1 : Never invite jim to out for a drink

Person 2 : Why not

Person 1 : Cuz he's a fucking Dementor
by derek m is gay February 26, 2009
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demensia

Noun The plural of "demension", this word refers to two or more of any "fussy" or "precise" or "stringent" measurements (length, width, height, depth, weight, amount, levelling/alignment, etc.), or to an unusually large quantity of these stipulations, which are involved in a construction/scientific project, details that typically cause the laborers and supervisors involved in the endeavor to actually go partially insane over the fastidious/voluminous details, and sometimes to even actually see the nauseating mathematical figures in their sleep. Can also refer to a debilitating mental condition brought on by excessive exposure to said precise-measurement headaches, or to a similar condition suffered by someone who is unnaturally/totally obsessed with either (1) exact measurements of various objects, or (2) the "measurements" of an admired person whom he'd like to be intimate with.
Harry used to love fine cabinet-making, but he eventually got such a rip-roaring case of demensia that he had to quit that line of work; he now enjoys befriending attractive women, and measuring their boob- and waist-sizes.
by QuacksO May 8, 2014
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dementophobia

He couldn't sleep because of his dementophobia but in the end it drove him insane
by Ninya October 24, 2015
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Dememing

When someone misuses a meme it would be this. A play on the word "demeaning."
Teacher: *incorrectly uses meme*
Student: ugh, you didn't even use it right! How Dememing.
by Marc the Zealous July 17, 2016
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