Date a guy named lemar

Dating a guy named lemar because he’s going to treat you right and make you the happiest person on the planet

I’m going to date a guy named lemar

by Lemsz November 10, 2019

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date my mom

Worst show ever.... and by worst, I mean best.

John: What did you do last night?
Joe: Watch "Date My Mom"!

Liz: Have you heard of "Date my Mom"
Kate: Have I heard of it? I was on it!!

by Joe23423423 May 3, 2006

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Date Rape Drugs

Drugs used on dates to intoxicate the victim so that the rapist can take them home and fuck them senseless. GHB is a date rape drug

I slipped her some date rape drugs last night in her Martini

by massivetraps25 October 23, 2017

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date rape

Drug addicted terrorising extremists ravaging assaulting pillaging entering

At least one young woman a weekend in Britain, going out for a quiet drink
at the weekend with her friends, suffers date rape

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

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date rape eyes

one that stares uncontrollabely at women with a blank look on his face.

1. Did you see the way JEFF was looking at that girl in the bar, total date rape eyes.

by niteman May 4, 2009

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Date with Mackenzie

Something you say when a father is planning to have sex with his daughter. In reference to Mackenzie Phillips having sex with her dad.

I hear after their mother goes to work, that guy has a date with Mackenzie.

by Cool Whip69 September 27, 2009

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A technique used by online dating sites such as AdultFriendFinder, Ashley Madison, and CougarLife to scam money from gullible horny people. After joining, the user starts to receive messages from other "users", which requires the user to pay in order to read and/or respond. If the user pays to respond, they do not end up meeting an actual human; rather, it results in the company's revenue increasing and a dry area between the user's legs.

Horny Guy: Bro! Check this out! I signed up on Ashley Madison 5 min ago, and before I even made a profile, I got a message from RealHornyGurl69! Her profile is super hot!

Wiser Friend: Oh really? What does it say?

Horny Guy: I dunno, it's a "Collect Message." I have to buy some credits from them so I can read it.

Wiser Friend: No way, dude. It's date bait.

by RyGuyNomad August 7, 2011

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