dasstracted

Being distracted by ass.

Guy 1: Damn, look at dat ass.

Guy 2: Why you always dasstracted?

by sistersarahsue February 24, 2011

dissertashit

Work that needs to be done on a dissertation, keeping the writer from doing something else much more enjoyable.

Person A: Hey man, you up for the game and a few beers?

Person B: Sorry, can't do it, got dissertashit I need to do.

Person A: Sucks, too bad.

by Doctorjay October 4, 2011

Dissertxt

A balloon text that is so long that it turns into a dissertation.

"Your txt was so long I thought it was a dissertxt".

by remora173 August 1, 2012

Dessertian

Someone who is a vegetarian, who is particularly fond of desserts and is fine with having dairy products milk, butter etc and will have egg only if it is in the form typically found in desserts on in desserts themselves.

Whats there in the menu for our dessertian guest(s).

by chinsscope August 26, 2013

Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014

dessertivore

A person who eats only desserts.

David is a carnivore, he likes to eat meat, but I am a dessertivore, I will only eat sweets.

by virgh May 9, 2015

dassey

Someone who is completely stupid and says "Yeah.." to everything.

"Did you do 9/11?"
- "Yeah..."

Brendan, you fucking dassey. You were only 10 years old then!

by HardtailDrummer October 7, 2016