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Sirloin Curtains

Slang and derogatory for beautiful bodacious labia
Her juicy sirloin curtains welcummed his nice meaty weiner.
by Spanky McNutt October 1, 2008
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meat curtains

Mary Jayne had her meat curtains tore up by Willy last night
by Jim January 26, 2004
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meat curtains

Check out her meat curtains hanging out her undies!
by lans April 10, 2003
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beef curtainitis

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.
paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.
by vulvahammer July 9, 2010
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Beef Curtains

The lips of a female's vagina.
After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.
by Oliver Clozeoff July 7, 2007
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meat curtain

an unusally large, long vaginal lip.

usually refered to women that have had children.

An old woman's vaginal lips.

see roast beef
by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004
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Curtain Climber

Curtain Climbers gravitate to anything that they can abuse! Whether dogs, floor cabinets, tables or even pant legs. They are frequently observed attempting to eat television remotes, intact dog hair and window sills. But they are nowhere near the threat of the ANKLE BITER.
Would someone please take my remote away from the Curtain Climber and disinfect it!
by Grumpy Grandpa September 3, 2014
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