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Cullenlingus

Cullenlingus- Oral delight given by any male member of the Cullen family, preferably Hot Bitch. They are the master Cullenlinguists that can guarantee you'll be walking crooked for hours
Hot bitch gave Bella Cullenlingus in the study with the orgasm.
by ninapolitan 1 January 29, 2009
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Edward Cullen

A 108 year old vampire that is frozen in time in a seventeen year old body and mind(besides the fact he is oh so super smart). The love interest of Bella Swan and they eventually get married and have a hybrid. He has a lot of fan girls, a lot of haters, and a lot of neutrals. He is too over protective, he watched Bella in her sleep before they actually met(who does that?!).

Has a bad relationship with Jacob and most of Bella's guy friends. He is described as perfect(which is boring). All of the other characters-even BELLA!-- have more personality than him yet most of them are rejected and only some people pay attention to them. Oh, and did I mention he sparkles?
Girl:"O-M-G Edward Cullen is so smexy!"
guy:"You mean the pedo vampire stalker?"
girl:"Yup!" <3

Direct quote from book:
"And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?"
by Anonymous Autumn Breeze April 13, 2009
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Cullen

To pull out at the brink of intercourse and then ejaculate upon a partners face.
"Awww bro, I gave her a mean Cullen."
by JimmyBreeze May 15, 2008
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Edward Cullen

Sparkling vagina. Not a vampire. Not a fairy. Not the "perfect gentleman". Just a huge, sparkling, vagina.
Obessed teen girl: "Omg, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire ever!!"
Smart girl: "No, he's not. Hell, he's not even a vampire. He's a sparkling vagina."
by Aunty Pebblz July 26, 2010
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callywacker

the coolest mother heffer you will ever meet. Goes good with some greenie weenies! cheaaaaa nukka!
guy 1- "man i'd tap that callywacker"
guy 2- "already did"
by ceeeara March 1, 2008
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Edward Cullen

A creepy pedophile who preys on younger girls who have man voices.
Evidence:
Edward is very old, in his hundreds yet likes a 17 year old
Pretends to be high school student
Watches said manly girl in their sleep

Is gay, VERY gay
Edward Cullen *watching Bella sleep*
"I'm a creepy pedophile"
by fruit-loops October 24, 2009
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Edward Cullen

ok wow I got shown the link to this and at first i found it hillerious.

Then it continues and I must say is quite depressing seriously you women need a life.

I must say this just so that you might move on Edward Cullen doesnt exist and the actual human form will never like you lol.

Why would he????

Get a life people
Edward Cullen = Stupid 14 year old girls retarted
by Edward Cullen gay April 1, 2009
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