Cullenlingus- Oral delight given by any male member of the Cullen family, preferably Hot Bitch. They are the master Cullenlinguists that can guarantee you'll be walking crooked for hours
by ninapolitan 1 January 29, 2009
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Has a bad relationship with Jacob and most of Bella's guy friends. He is described as perfect(which is boring). All of the other characters-even BELLA!-- have more personality than him yet most of them are rejected and only some people pay attention to them. Oh, and did I mention he sparkles?
Has a bad relationship with Jacob and most of Bella's guy friends. He is described as perfect(which is boring). All of the other characters-even BELLA!-- have more personality than him yet most of them are rejected and only some people pay attention to them. Oh, and did I mention he sparkles?
Girl:"O-M-G Edward Cullen is so smexy!"
guy:"You mean the pedo vampire stalker?"
girl:"Yup!" <3
Direct quote from book:
"And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?"
guy:"You mean the pedo vampire stalker?"
girl:"Yup!" <3
Direct quote from book:
"And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?"
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Obessed teen girl: "Omg, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire ever!!"
Smart girl: "No, he's not. Hell, he's not even a vampire. He's a sparkling vagina."
Smart girl: "No, he's not. Hell, he's not even a vampire. He's a sparkling vagina."
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Evidence:
Edward is very old, in his hundreds yet likes a 17 year old
Pretends to be high school student
Watches said manly girl in their sleep
Is gay, VERY gay
Evidence:
Edward is very old, in his hundreds yet likes a 17 year old
Pretends to be high school student
Watches said manly girl in their sleep
Is gay, VERY gay
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Then it continues and I must say is quite depressing seriously you women need a life.
I must say this just so that you might move on Edward Cullen doesnt exist and the actual human form will never like you lol.
Why would he????
Get a life people
Then it continues and I must say is quite depressing seriously you women need a life.
I must say this just so that you might move on Edward Cullen doesnt exist and the actual human form will never like you lol.
Why would he????
Get a life people
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