cron job

Sticking an ear of corn into a sexual orifice beginning with the broad rather than the tapered end of the corn.

"That girl has been walking funny for days, she must been given a double cron job."
"Hey, can you setup a cron job for me. I need it to happen twice a day from now on."

by Jacksinn October 17, 2007

Crondo

This expletive means that you are about to pass wind.

Amber: "Crondo!"
Rhona: "ARGH!!! Goodbye world!"

by hughesy_mate August 1, 2004

Cronce

A Crusty Nonce

Hayden Is a Cronce

by Croncy Cronce October 12, 2018

cron job

A colloquial for oral sex, usually the male recipient version. Metaphorically referring to the penis as "cron", LOLSpeak for a cob of corn.

"Dood - she set me up an awesome cron job last night!"

by iamthefury February 25, 2009

Chonz

A very dangerous, and compromising position one has only put there own selves into.

Your back in the Chonz.

by Chonz inc. March 23, 2016

Cronchy

Cute, but Ronchy

That girl is pretty, but her outfit makes her Cronchy.

by Carebear.13 November 23, 2014

crondall surgery

1. something that is bollocks, ie must be untrue. originates from the surgery in crondall that all not from crondall were certain did not exist.
2. something that seems very untrue but is in fact true. originates from the surgery in crondall that all not from crondall were certain did not exist but later had to amit did exist.

Stovold: my mum grew an extra boob
Meaner: crondall surgery!!!
...later
Meaner: oh sorry stov i dint realise she actuall had, that shit is crondall surgery

by jonah December 22, 2004