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Croatian Sausage Sandwich

A sexual act involving 2 men and a woman. One of the men and the woman assume the usual position of a 69 (reciprical oral engagement of genitalia), while the 2nd man places himself in a spooning position of the woman; inseration of one of the woman's lower orifices.
Adolf, Vivian, and I got hammered and fooled around. Ended up in a Croatian Sausage Sandwich, Shit was dope.
by dougleston December 9, 2019
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croatian sensation

got to stay fresh gotta stay fly too bad i dont have a job to get by
by marriot April 12, 2008
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Croatian

A person that smells like cheese and mayonaise and is often found licking mayonaise off of peoples discarded food. Also they have a small penis.
Who is that licking mayonaise out of the garbage. I dont know but i think he is croatian
by Zarshan the sun conquerer December 24, 2010
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Croatian Roulette

Both men and women (of both hetero and homo orientation) participate the Croatian Roulette , and they hide their faces with masks. One of the orgy attendees is infected with HIV, but no one knows who that person is.

Infected guest has to pay equal attention to everyone, and after the "party" every attendee goes to test himself/herself. Creator of the game explains that the point of the game is adrenaline, much like Russian roulette, with exception that it doesn't kill instantly, unlike its Russian counterpart.
Niko Bellic walks into the party expecting something completely different than what he sees.... Men and women in an orgy with masks on, they explain to him that they are playing something called Croatian Roulette . Afterwards, everyone leaves and begins to make appointments with their doctors... Niko has a bad feeling.
by Idontlikecroatianpigs February 20, 2011
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Creation

A subtle and euthanized expression that is ambiguous enough to describe non-law abiding citizens who are typically residents of subsidized housing. Often, these individuals fight the police, fight the political system, and fight each other. Usually, they may appear to be visually synonymous with a homunculus or have homunculi features. There is no rhyme or reason for their actions, which, more often than not, are illegal and unethical.
1) Hey brother, did you see that creation that was standing inside the bodega bothering people?

2) I would be more than happy to renovate the apartment, but these creations keep smashing holes into the drywall and pour cement into the plumbing.
by The Real Drake April 6, 2019
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Job Creation

!.To create work from an action of government , private industry, natural disaster, or war. The Foundation for Job Creation was started in a New Jersey Basement during 2008 www.jobcreation.us and its purpose is to bring clarity to the economic theory of Job Creation.

a. Government stimulus or spending spikes in government spending is considered to be actions of Job creation.
b.Monetary policy adjustment and adjustment to money supply are ways the government can create jobs,
c.Private industry can create jobs in two different ways.
c1. Through the action of taking market share. opening a competitive business.
c2.Through the action of bringing innovation forward. It could range in creativity of music to creativity of a high;y technical invention. All innovation tied to funding and market acceptance will create jobs.
D. War- unfortunately war creates jobs. War is an industry and when an enemy is identified it creates unity
E. Natural disaster- unfortunately natural disaster is the most efficient job creator. When natural disaster occurs, humanity will react and jobs will be created.
Example A. The government American Recovery act of 2009.
B. The federal reserve lowering interest rates to near zero and printing money for circulation by sending an extra homeowner rebate check in 2008.
C.1.Mary opens up a digital sidewalk studio to compete with traditional advertising agency agency. Mary took market share and creates jobs!The ad agency maintained all employees and replaced mary's job too.
C2. Invention and creativity always create jobs as long as there is market acceptance. One example is the cell telephone.

D. War is easily explained as the worst of humanity and the best of humanity shown through the struggle to survive. Soldiers are workers. They have the most dangerous job. When high unemployment is prevalent many flock to the military. war is usually imminent in these circumstances.
E. The rebuilding of New orleans after the Hurricane in 2005.

Mark Nejmeh is the Founder of www.jobcreation.us and The Foundation for Job Creation. mark@jobcreation.us Mr job Creation was created by Mark Nejmeh and Mark Sehagian artist from detroit and an accomplished political cartoonist. friend MrJob creation on facebook today.
by Mr Job Creation 2010 August 29, 2010
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cations

We got cations today?
by John "Awesome" Szymanski March 17, 2003
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