burnt sienna crayon

A burnt sienna crayon is where you have anal sex with a girl and while you're doing it, you fuck her so hard that she bleeds in her ass, and then you piss inside her ass and keep fucking. This will cause the blood and piss to mix together forming an orange like colour (burnt sienna) and the girl will take a shit onto the floor. This piece of shit is called a burnt sienna crayon which you use to write your name on her mirror before leaving.

A reference to the burnt sienna crayon is made in the show family guy in the episode "the Cleveland Loretta Quagmire":

Cleveland: "Hey baby, how'd you like to go black and then have to make a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back?"
Chick in bar: "Sorry, I went burnt sienna and never went back."
Crayola Crayon: "Ready baby? Who's this clown."

Damn i left Julia's place this morning and forgot to give her a burnt sienna crayon. Hope she answers my calls.

Woman: Hey mom, please come over a little later today as I have to clean up the burnt sienna crayon these guys did to me last night.

Mom: Your father used to do that to me when we were dating, that's how you were born darling!

by seppoporn November 2, 2009

cancer crayon

Most commonly known as a cigarette, it's shape resembles an innocent crayon, filled with cancer causing chemicals.

Bob: Bro, I'm gonna go outside and light a cig, you want one?

Harry: Dude, you mean a cancer crayon?

Bob: I guess, but cig or cigarette sounds better.

Harry: I'm straight. Enjoy you cancer-filled crayon

Bob: Will do.

by pseudoslimshady September 1, 2011

Brown crayon

You have sex with a girl in the ass. Immediately after you poke her in the eye with your dick. She contracts pink eye from her own butt

Can't believe she got a brown crayon.

by Leonard1541452 November 25, 2017

Crayon

Dude a crayon is a retard....durr

"Jesus your such a fucking crayon!"

by Krista April 21, 2005

Purple Crayon

The insertation of a sexual instrument, preferably purple and of a crayon nature, into one's anal orafice, along with a wet wipe (optional)

I used that purple crayon well last night. I did it eleven times and reached climax four times.

by Morthsaal May 16, 2016

meat crayon

1) A term used to describe a man's penis.

2) A term used to describe the use of the penis after ejaculation.

1) She reached into my pants and pulled out my meat crayon.

2) I used my meat crayon to draw all over her face after I came.

by NotoriousGIB January 4, 2008

crayoning

when you wipe your ass and the shit wont wipe away

Tavi was in the bathroom for an hour because she kept crayoning.

by Ass Captain December 9, 2007