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Catholic Thunder

An extremely powerful and swift hero of Catholic lore. Considered half-ninja, half-laser, and half-robot to some. Illegal in 13 different states and Quebec.
Many days ago I was being beat with a belt by my great-grandfather, until, of course, Catholic Thunder rescued me with a ninja throwing bible.
by mr p nizzle April 12, 2010
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Catholic Ugly

When you find someone very attractive but when you take a step back, they may not appear to be the most attractive person.
1: "I can't believe you think she's fit."
2: "She's only Catholic Ugly mate, you'd like her if you knew her."
by aguynamedlewis April 16, 2017
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Catholic Retard

Catholic retards think they are better than every other fucking person and think that saying sorry to a fucking priest means they can do anything they want.

Known for raping choirboys in the ass, all while saying your bad for masturbating
What a bunch of cuntbag hypocrites!
What my retarded dad is.
The Catholic Retard had anal sex with the choir boys then confessed it to the priest so he could do it again.
by AnalobliterationGod! July 7, 2019
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Recovering Catholic

1. An individual whom has come to their senses in realizing their foolishness in following a religion that is based upon archaic rituals and trite ceremonies that have nothing to do with the true intent of Christian Doctrine and Philosophy.

2. A person who realizes that is it better to treat all people with decency and respect regardless of disagreements on personal beliefs and lifestyle choices.
Joshua's Friend says: See that fellow there yonder! His name is Joshua and he is a Recovering Catholic!

Recovered Catholic replies: Praise the duck-billed platapus!

Joshua's Friend says: Amen!
by Fendown April 26, 2008
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catholic priest

See - "Devil in a black coat"
"Run children, guard your backsides. Here comes the catholic pervert priest"
by Bill Finn November 11, 2003
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depaul catholic highschool

A shitty school in wayne new jersey, that has nothing but teachers that want to rape you. only good thing is the laptops. but seariously the teachers want to rape you.
man i think that teacher wants to depaul catholic highschool you.
by High Kite May 8, 2008
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Hudson Catholic

A Very " Prestigious" High School in Jersey City, New Jersey. Located on Bergen Avenue, near the school of prostitutes, St. Dominic's Academy. This so called "amazing" school is the home of the hawkhomos, who lose in possibly everything in life to rival school St. Peter's Prep, home of the Marauders. People go to this school because they are either rejects of St.Peter's,or they are just simply not good enough for such a smart school as Prep. The sports are as simple as this. Baseball, basketball, football, hockey, whatever the sport is, you know that St. Peter's has prevailed over the hawkhomos by alot, and i mean alot of points.You might as well call this school Prep Reject Academy, home of the Future Street Venders.
We go to Hudson Catholic because i failed my Co-Op Test!

Damn, again we lose by 40 to St.Peter's Prep!

Marauders snuff hawks!
by Marauder Nation '13 March 25, 2009
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