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Crack The Crust 

Cracking The Crust, is when a male saves up copious amounts of smegma (dick cheese) and let's it harden for a solid week, during the hardening process the male makes sure the temperature allways is above 36.7°C.
Once the hardening process is over the bodyheat will have transformed the smegma into a liquid state underneath the crust.
This is when a partner steps in and takes a healthy bite into the crust, cracking it and checking the color along with the smell of the liquid, (usually yellow or green colored).
Most preferred way to consume this is by draining it into a shotglass and taking small sips, while removing chunks of crust and chewing them thoroughly. "Crunchy and savoury"
Mr.Hancock and Mrs.Cox liked to Crack The Crust late at night.

crack rock steady 

A type of music that combines elements of punk, hardcore, rocksteady, and ska. Very fast and usually singers scream for a more hardcore sound. Punk parts can change to ska and back quickly.

Example bands:
Leftover Crack
Choking Victim
Morning Glory
Antimaniax
Union Jack
No Ca$h
The Filaments
That crack rock steady beat is slammin' BOY!!
crack rock steady by STZA April 29, 2005

crack fiend

Someone who needs crack to get through the day...
crack fiend by Mar L June 14, 2011

Crack paper

Crack paper is the disgusting pieces of toilet paper that tear off when you wipe your ass. The shit stained wadded up bits of paper then remain stuck in your ass crack, until they fall out and are discovered on the floor later.
Bob! Check your ass after taking a shit! I've been finding crack paper all over the apartment today.
Crack paper by Totalfailure November 13, 2014

crack open a cold one 

To open up an ice cold beer
I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty

crack stacks

High rise apartment complex for low income people, drug dealers, hookers, and the scum of society
There was another drug bust down at the crack stacks last night. You couldn't pay me enough to live there.
crack stacks by James-Lee June 18, 2007