weiner cousins

a friend in which both of you had sex with the same woman

JD: since we've both slept with Kim, we're considered weiner cousins

by tex-ass April 22, 2009

cousin

Cousin or cuz is used to describe a close friend or can be a reasonable substitute for a name that is unknown; Is also used as a greeting by members of the California based Crip gang.

"what up cousin" or "whats crackin cuz"
also see son

by R-kIVe August 13, 2005

best cousin

Best cousin: adj; "The description of the cousin that you are closest to. There are all the cousins, but there is one who is the "best cousin"."

"Hey what's up cuz!!" "What's up best cousin!?" "I know man, we should Fuck shit up sometime!" "I'm totally down bro!" "See ya later best cuz!!.."

by OsoNegro November 8, 2013

Cousin

a person in your life that is simultaneously one of your best friends because they are of your blood and therefore automatically connected to you, but also essentially a sibling to you - someone that God has blessed you with as a ready-made friend"

"my best friend is my cousin. Do I need say anything else"?

by MrSylhottie786 January 11, 2018

cooter cousin

When two girls have slept with the same guy.

OMG you slept with Taylor too? We are cooter cousins now.

by Rachel Sawyer November 18, 2009

cousin

Your best friend. The one you call for all your problems. The one you can tell anything and absolutely everything to. Your bestie? She's more than that. She's your sister. She's the only one who will tell you your fat, or ugly, or smell bad. She's the only one who will tell you your boyfriends a jackass. She'll beat the crap out of anyone hating on you and you'll do the same for her. She's more than just family. She's your fucking life.

Person 1: "Who is your best friend?"
PErson 2: "My cousin obviously...

by holllaaa;) June 19, 2011

mexican cousin

a Mexican liquor distilled from the fermented sap of an agave; tequila.

I wanna kiss my mexican cousin once again

by Petabread July 18, 2006