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Consumed

To be consumed is to have one’s life consumed by the internet and it’s references.
“He spends all his time on the internet
“Yea, he’s consumed”
by Opiumballs February 6, 2022
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confuderen

the confusing of a girlfriend done by the boyfriend
Jorit heeft Joke echt geconfudeerd
Jorit is echt goed in Joke te confuderen
by yngfrvr May 30, 2022
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confuderen

het verwarren van een vriendinnetje (als haar vriendje)
Jorit kan Joke echt vaak confuderen.
Waarom confudeert Jorit Joke zoveel?
by yngfrvr May 31, 2022
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consumerist Christian

A person who tries to uphold modern Christianity principals; eg. don't steal, lie,rest on the Sabbath etc. but who can be overtaken by the what's-in-it-for-me mentality.
David: Here you go, you can have this old guitar if you want...there's no strings either.
Terry: What are you doing that for? I can tell...you'll want something in return one day.
David: You're just being a consumerist Christian again my friend. We can fix it up together if you like.
by Captain_Felix February 7, 2023
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Consumela

Consumela; Group, Clan, Family; A group who follows set rules or tenets, however are either lighthearted, joking, or family-like based groups

Used typically for those who do not wish to be associated as a cult, but have no better word
- “Hey, have you heard of this new Consumela? They are hilarious and super kind!”

- - “Have you heard of the Minion Consumela? It’s quite a funny group, always talking about the small yellow guys with goggles!”
by Alexander’s Raven July 15, 2023
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Consuela male

A being above an alpha male, with immense power. They need more lemon pledge yet cannot buy it themselves. SUPER RARE.
Misser John: "Go by lemon pledge yourself"
Consuela Male: "Nó... nó"

Alpha Male: "I saw a Consuela male and pissed myself from fear"
by Father🫃 January 4, 2024
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