The slightly trance-like state someone falls into after submerging themselves in an extended period of scrolling aimlessly on social networks.
“Hey, snap out of your scroll coma and let’s back to work. Lunch break is over, I need you in the land of the living”.
by Stivchik December 15, 2017
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Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.
The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.
The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.
by Richard Kessler January 11, 2018
Get the Nut Coma mug.A coma that follows from a depressing breakup, and the unplugging of the life support shortly follows.
by bani20 January 15, 2021
Get the A Breakup Coma mug.When a person is so engrossed in a book they are unable to stop reading it until they finish the book.
She spend the entire day in a book coma, refusing to eat or take a break. When she got to the end and finally shut the book with a sigh of satisfaction, she realized she was starving and REALLY had to pee!
by Frael August 19, 2013
Get the Book Coma mug.- When you smoke so much weed that your stuck & can't move or very slow in speech or movement. Your basically Gone & out of it.
Oh shit man that is some good weed, i cant even move. It feels like i'm in a Blunt Coma.
Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.
She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.
Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.
She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.
by Tiffany Cash January 1, 2012
Get the Blunt Coma mug.Alice was late for her doctor's appointment because she started cuddling with her cat and fell into a kitty coma.
by PoisonFireflies July 1, 2011
Get the Kitty Coma mug.A thunderous kick delivered by a high ormlie tinker that leaves the attackee in a coma (probably for the rest of his/her days)
Wee Stooge laid that lad out wie a coma kick!
I set about Wee Stooge wie a coma kick till e face
I'll come a coma kick right aboot ye
I set about Wee Stooge wie a coma kick till e face
I'll come a coma kick right aboot ye
by The Troof Thairy October 9, 2011
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