Mall Coma

The semi-conscious state of being of that endless stream of people dazzled by shiny, brightly coloured promises purring from the shop fronts.

- I can't believe that couple just walked into us like that. Why weren't they looking where they were going?
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.

by Stivchik July 25, 2020

kissing coma

when your kissing someone and can’t think of anything. it’s like your mind goes into luvo mood and nothing else matters apart from them.

“when i was kissing him i was in a kissing coma”

by i’m in love w him February 5, 2020

love coma

Post-coital state of euphoria in which individuals are unresponsive to external stimuli.

“Will and Maddie are in a love coma and cannot he reached right now.” -mom

by Hexels November 29, 2019

Coma Shot

When you give or receive a head butt followed by a dutch oven.

I just got hit with a coma shot

by qwindy January 1, 2011

stripper coma

this is caused by an overdose of stripper attention. When a man passes out from too much attention of strippers and as of consequence, he wakes up with a full erection.

Man I woke up with stripper coma!

by Geek_god_101 February 17, 2013

Digital coma

When there's been a noticably long period of time in which a person has made no online posts, they are suspected to be in a digital coma - therefore unable to post any updates.

"Have you heard anything from Charlie lately?"
"No, and he hasen't posted anything either"
"He must be in a digital coma"

by 5ghayter January 13, 2015

Coma Party

When you party so hard and drink so much that you pass out, waking up and not remembering what happened.

Tonight is going to be a coma party!

by WordCreator13 August 4, 2010