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Clutch Cakes 

okay so clutch is like... "coming through in the clutch." something helpful, especially at a time of distress or just when something is needed. So lets say your at a party and it goes dry, and your friend walks in with a bunch of alki. You can say, that was so clutch! or even better... u can just say.. "Clutch Cakes." Cakes being the term of grandiosity and even being "sweet". i guess. so its better than just being clutch.
Also can describe when Cup Cakes are phenomenally delicious.

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So lets say your at a party and it goes dry, and your friend walks in with a bunch of alki. You can say, that was so clutch! or even better... u can just say.. "Clutch Cakes."
Clutch Cakes by sarahmonsterrr October 30, 2010
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CLUTCH AS FUCK 

An amazing play by one player in a first person shooter in which they win a round by eliminating the
Kennys made a clutch as fuck play against Cloud9 the other day.
CLUTCH AS FUCK by roadkillsanta January 2, 2017

Clutch Heart 

When last alive in SnD, one develops a cardiac arythmia, causing difficulty in hand/eye motor skills.
1v5 bro, i would have had 'em if i didn't get clutch heart.
Clutch Heart by Shinobi _sadist January 29, 2018

Clutch Hitler 

1. A bit of a prick in a tight situation

and, by pun on the above:

2. Engaged in most any sex act involving a phallus
1. With the project deadline quickly approaching, that fucking Clutch Hitler Mike decided he'd rather make note of his colleagues' personal shortcomings than do any work.

2. I opened the kitchen door, and there was Steve, Clutch Hitler on the counter with Lauren. Last time I ever invite those two fucking rabbits over together.
Clutch Hitler by Adam Louis May 5, 2005

clutch plate 

A typical south African Dutchman. They are stubborn and fucken dumb.
You fucken useless clutch plate
clutch plate by Clutch plate May 18, 2018

clutch gorilla 

The sound people make during a close call.
Example; During a tied sports/video-game match when someone makes a close play.

"OHH OHH OHH OHHHHH OH!"

Sounds like Gorilla/Primate communication.
John was squealing like a clutch gorilla as he completed the final flag capture for his team with only 4 seconds left on the clock.
clutch gorilla by BonerSunday August 29, 2014

clutch minute 

The very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and shit your pants.
Guy 1: I entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily I got to the bathroom in time
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...
clutch minute by Jorisim December 9, 2015