When you friend starts drinking and turns into a bad ass party animal, double fisted drinking motherfucker, doing snow angels in the middle of a casino, winning sexy Halloween costume contests just by showing up in a leotard. And he also makes amazing papas and chorizo.
Ana: "What happened last night?"
Miane: "Last thing I remember, Clutch Ferguson showed up...the rest is blur"
Miane: "Last thing I remember, Clutch Ferguson showed up...the rest is blur"
by danv1369 December 14, 2016
Get the Clutch Fergusonmug. The art of casually yet unknowingly ending up with any and everyone's lighter that you come in contact with .
Me:: when we get in the party, if anyone needs a light,, you don't have one okay but.
You: why???
Me:if you whip out a will be gone forl life.. All my homies be lighter clutching.
They will use your shit and put it right in their pocket when they're done,
You: why???
Me:if you whip out a will be gone forl life.. All my homies be lighter clutching.
They will use your shit and put it right in their pocket when they're done,
by QueenyOmygodess August 21, 2023
Get the Lighter clutchingmug. The only way to drive through insane traffic at all hours in any city...
The act of alternating between clutch and accelerator, without braking to give the impression of surfing or gliding through city traffic...
The act of alternating between clutch and accelerator, without braking to give the impression of surfing or gliding through city traffic...
by mightymidgetman May 6, 2011
Get the Clutch Surfingmug. 1.Refers to a person who is able to effect a miraculous performance especially during a time of immediate or dire need.
2.In reference to someone with the ability to access extraordinary abilities or creativity at a very opportune moment.
3. also super substitute
2.In reference to someone with the ability to access extraordinary abilities or creativity at a very opportune moment.
3. also super substitute
Nyagayrn: hey look Portugal is losing 2-1 to Argentina in the 2022 World Cup Final..
Sickleryrn: I wouldn’t be surprised if Ronaldo scores that volley from outside the box..
Ronaldo : Penalty (90+ 4 )
Ronaldo :goal ( 90+ 8),,,,,, SIIIUUUUUU !!!!
Sickleryrn: I told you this guy is the ultimate Clutch merchant !
Nyagayrn: cr7 the goat suiii !
Sickleryrn: I wouldn’t be surprised if Ronaldo scores that volley from outside the box..
Ronaldo : Penalty (90+ 4 )
Ronaldo :goal ( 90+ 8),,,,,, SIIIUUUUUU !!!!
Sickleryrn: I told you this guy is the ultimate Clutch merchant !
Nyagayrn: cr7 the goat suiii !
by _sickleryrn November 21, 2022
Get the Clutch merchantmug. by Being in the clutch December 11, 2017
Get the Being in the clutchmug. this now overused joke/phrase is shown when someone thinks you or someone else is being a fucking weirdo, but the places that you would see this the most is under the comments of a white person wearing box braids on tiktok.
person one: *says/does something weird on a video*
person two: “*clutches purse* it’s not safe here honey 👩 👧“
person two: “*clutches purse* it’s not safe here honey 👩 👧“
by chuusouljaontt June 2, 2021
Get the *clutches purse*mug. To add emphasis, to the act of being clutch, or being able to preform under pressure. the act of being beyond clutch. often used in FPS games, like Counter-Strike. Made popular by an announcer from CPL Winter 2005.
omg, `faLLeN-+ is so clutch-sauce, did u see him ace the whole team , 5 against 1? did u see him get a knife and the defuse?!?! clutch-sauce right there.
by Scott Webber May 22, 2006
Get the clutch-saucemug.