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1. A bit of a prick in a tight situation

and, by pun on the above:

2. Engaged in most any sex act involving a phallus
1. With the project deadline quickly approaching, that fucking Clutch Hitler Mike decided he'd rather make note of his colleagues' personal shortcomings than do any work.

2. I opened the kitchen door, and there was Steve, Clutch Hitler on the counter with Lauren. Last time I ever invite those two fucking rabbits over together.
by Adam Louis May 05, 2005
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