laughter choke

Laughing in a choking way

When you are drinking and someone cracks up a joke and as you start laughing you start choking up as well and it turns out to be a laughter choke

by Tazering August 14, 2011

choking the bishop

to masterbate, to jack off, to wank, to use your hand to feel sexual pleasure by yourself, nuff said

i was choking the bishop all day yesterday

by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz August 26, 2006

choking game

A serious issue that costs people their lives. It occurs when someone chokes them self, and passes out. They stop breathing and get high

DON'T DO IT!

My daughter did that awful choking game

by miranda75 June 14, 2016

choke it to the pube

A description originally used by a fan to describe the movie "Pirates" (the largest adult production in history). It means that the thing referenced is as good as having a girl shove your dick so deep that pubes are in her mouth.

This movie will choke it to the pube, and thats no bullshit.

by The greatest pirate hunter December 16, 2005

choke the chicken

A term used that referse to masterbating. It is usually more agressive masterbating since the person is choking their dick

My grandma caught me choke the chicken last night

by Clobeinator February 7, 2007

Choke Stroke

The act of placing the dick down the throat (preferably during face fucking) and then jerking it off through the neck.

I was face fucking her and she gave me a choke stroke.

by Tverano October 18, 2017

Choking chipmunk

A frozen chipmunk, performed unskillfully or with crushed ice. May be extremely unpleasant, embarrassing and possibly deadly.

Being March 14th, ,my girl was into the idea of the frozen chipmunk. Thinking she might be getting tired I looked down to discover that she was now performing the choking chipmunk. So much for that idea. A quick heimlich and a thousand sorrys later and she still wont hear about trying it again.
Maybe next year...

by Han Bingo March 14, 2008