chode

A dick that is wider then it is Long.

His F A T CHODE was impossible for her to suck on.

by Chodeeeeeeyy July 02, 2003

chode

A penis really wide and very short

Its like a plate or piece of paper, also an insult "Alistair Paton has a chode!"

by cheesedude May 19, 2003

chode

fat ass boto that is shorter than it is wide.

Waika Veneciano licked Omar Mirza's chode while rubbing his own chode.

by dumbfuck October 13, 2004

chode

before the current slang definition, chode used to be used as the imperfect tense of the verb chidechide:chode::shit:shat.

James Joyce uses this in Ulysses in episode 14:
"...Punch Costello was of them all embraided and they reclaimed the churl with civil rudeness some and shaked him with menace of blandishments others whiles they all chode him..."

by Casey December 02, 2003

chode

Caricature by the late cartoonist Rodney L. Rotham; Characterized as being a rotund woman of diminiutive stature who's most notable feature is that her width exceeds her height.

For a picture look in book, "A World Below: A Compendium of Everything I never Saw."

by Chodaholic May 25, 2005

chode

1. A small fat penis
2. a douche-bag person
3. a word added to the end of the sentence..just because.

1. Wow, i like how this guy has a chode.
2. Dude, this guy is a chode.
3. Ahh, ahh, ahh, I like how, wow,....chode.

by Johnny poo-poo pants April 21, 2008

chode

In general, a deformed penis.

His chode dangled disgustingly over his taint.

by Brandon July 24, 2006