ass chimp

A word or phrase meaning "ma bitch." A being or having a someone to do all your dirty work and/or any tasks or chores that need to be done. Mostly a slave to do what is told without any questions asked.

Siobhan is my ass chimp! Get away away Bitch!

I am an ass chimp to Sarah! Get away Bitch!

Ass monkey says: Get away from me u ol' hag i dont need ur SARS!

by sexkitten susie i liuv god April 10, 2003

Flip the Chimp

Flipping someone off with both hands whilst pulling a angry face and making a loud noise (usually a chimp noise).

Andy: "Dude I think Barry is gonna flip the chimp at you"
Paul: "Son of a bitch, so he is!"

Barry: "ahrghhha!"

by Ahleeks April 24, 2011

White Chimp Out

A White Chimp out is when a white person removes his/her facade as a civilized human being and releases his/her Inner White Chimp; as in to start acting violent and out of control. Basically to start TNB'ing; randomly Jumping/beating someone, murder, rape...you know, the typical.
I was trying to reason with that client, but all of a sudden he chimp out on me and started screeching, became violent, and started beating random people around. We had to call the police to control him.

White Chimp out. White person on Jerry Springer

by leodle December 8, 2011

house chimp

a shitnigger that you keep around to fuck and shit on -- why God made house chimps

Hey boy, come over to take a shit on my house chimp. You can fuck it before or after you shit on it.

by monkey_hating lover October 19, 2008

Drunken Liquor Chimp

a black impaired male

a black male who is intoxicated, drunk or hungover

My employee was still drunk from a nite of partying and we needed him on the job immediately...Concerned, I called our office and asked....Is the "drunken liquor chimp" ready yet?

by Boom48 March 17, 2011

hairy chimp

Gluing her pubes to your penis and fucking her ass dry.

My wife got a rub burn from my hairy chimp.

by Haxces February 25, 2017

wrinkly chimp

old people friendly insult Fun way to make fun of your grandparents

"Grandpa, get off the coach you wrinkly chimp!"

by Ant_riot May 31, 2018