childesprettywife

A very cool funny amazing person. They also love childe verryyyy much and I dont blame them, he is very attractive but this isnt about him this is about my VERY COOL AND AWESOME AND PRETTY MUTUAL CHILDEPRETTYWIFE CUZ THEY ARE AMAZING AND THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW. Hey girlie, if youre seeing this I am your #1 fan ilysm/p and youre the bestest person ever<3 ALSO IM SORRY THIS IS LATE I DID FORGET TO SEND IT. Yes this is dylan btw

some random person: "ohemgee I wish I was childes pretty wife"
childesprettywife: "stay jealous Im the one and only"

by dylzzzz March 15, 2022

Children's horror

A subgenre of horror that is primarily aimed at younger audience (and all ages).

Scooby-Doo is a good example of a children's horror franchise

by Ryan900USAYT January 8, 2023

monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

by kidmuto June 27, 2008

Pure child

Some one who knows nothing about sex nor slang that comes with it. Its not used with a bad meening

A girl: and he gave me the D
Pure child: the D?
A girl: yeah you know the Dick
Pure child: Dick? Like... Moby Dick?
A girl: nvm you're such a pure child

by Camonday February 20, 2018

Divine Child high school

A school full of semi-athletics white boys, Tik-Tokers, and VSCO girls.

Person 1: are we playing Divine Child high school this week
Person 2: Yea... I heard there team is just... Ok

by 9866635999 December 12, 2019

Organ Child

When a family gives birth to a child only to donate his organs to the other child.

Mom: "Did you hear little Jimmy's lung isn't working properly?"
Dad: "Oh no, I think were going to have to have an organ child!"

by Kitolada April 2, 2020

Angry child

Twitch streamer, Tommyinnit.

Let’s exile the angry child!

by Aldddinn February 17, 2021