Boose Canoe

someone who has a loose asshole

my friend todd is a total boose Canoe.

by Boosiestcanoer November 08, 2018

Flat Canoe

When you take a hot iron and flatten your cock to make it longer.

Yo did you hear bernie gave himself a flat canoe and now his shit is 31 inches long.

by Bobjohnson69 October 10, 2017

dirt canoe

A very versatile term typically used to describe someone who possesses an annoying/negative quality of any kind.

-Did you hear Rachel pushed that one kid down the stairs? What a "dirt canoe". Am I right?

by Crayon Dealer March 14, 2017

Goo Canoe

A term to describe a wide gapped vagina tramp-whore that has semen in and on her.

I just bust a nut in the old goo canoe.

by 504nolagrits April 29, 2016

Douche Cano

When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina

bro i Douche Canoed my girl last night and now she’s pregnant!

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

fuzzy canoe

Slang word for a hairy pussy

That girl has a fuzzy canoe!

by GennyBean August 18, 2021

Front Canoe

The term for a woman’s vagina that’s out if the norm.

Bro Jessica let me touch her front canoe last night! It was hotter than a summer day in the desert!

by Chodechild89 September 01, 2021