dirt canoe

A very versatile term typically used to describe someone who possesses an annoying/negative quality of any kind.

-Did you hear Rachel pushed that one kid down the stairs? What a "dirt canoe". Am I right?

by Crayon Dealer March 14, 2017

Douche canoe

A viewer of the popular YouTube podcast, Half Brown All Town.

I saw Graham watching the podcast yesterday. He's such a douche canoe.

by Palestrom August 7, 2016

Goo Canoe

A term to describe a wide gapped vagina tramp-whore that has semen in and on her.

I just bust a nut in the old goo canoe.

by 504nolagrits May 25, 2016

Blue canoe

The excellent early Elton John song “Where to Now St. Peter” is about a mortally wounded Civil War Confederate (southern) soldier who takes a “blue canoe.” This means he got shot by a Union (northern) soldier. The Union soldiers wore blue uniforms, they were nicknamed the blues. The Confederate soldiers wore gray uniforms, they were nicknamed the grays. A blue canoe is a round or volley fired by a Union soldier.

“I took myself a blue canoe” is the first line in “Where to Now St. Peter.”

by Cumbre Vieja April 6, 2023

douche canoe

A person who lies and cheats which is also a punk bish. Usually answers by the name Courtney.

My punk bish ex-sister in-law is a total douche canoe.

by _moosedrool_ May 13, 2023

Sewer canoe

A long and firm poo that floats. Found floating through the sewer pipes.

I lifted the drain cover and saw a number of sewer canoe’s floating by.

by Charry buckle December 15, 2020

fuzzy canoe

Slang word for a hairy pussy

That girl has a fuzzy canoe!

by GennyBean August 17, 2021